Crunchberries in Aisle 1

A judge dismissed a lawsuit by a woman who claimed she was distraught to discover “crunchberries” weren’t real fruit.

“A reasonable consumer would not be deceived into believing that the product in the instant case contained a fruit that does not exist,” the judge said in his ruling. “So far as this Court has been made aware, there is no such fruit growing in the wild or occurring naturally in any part of the world.”