Lillian Pair Gets Six Years in Jail

Sentencing finally concluded for Lillian Pair over her embezzlement of funds from her concrete business (the charge, technically, was wire fraud investigated by the FBI since money was wired from NJ to SC). She’s been sentenced to six years in a federal prison and restitution, which will include the seizing of her house.

The Post & Courier in Charleston has more.


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Caution: The following may be considered unsuitable for small children but is absolutely hilarious.

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How great is it that someone took the time to write a poem promoting a penis enlarging pill?