Best. Spam. Message. Ever.

Caution: The following may be considered unsuitable for small children but is absolutely hilarious.

From time to time I like to read spam messages. Usually they’re obnoxious, ridiculous, and otherwise downright annoying. But this one I found today has me cracking up.

That’s great you’ve found a babe that’s hot
You wanna screw her dripping twat.
She’s so attractive, she’s so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
You need a wang she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You’ll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your schlong will slam her box so deep,
Tonight you’ll hardly fall asleep!

So try today this magic p’ill
And change your life at your own will!

How great is it that someone took the time to write a poem promoting a penis enlarging pill?

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