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While I’m on the subject of odd questions, there’s a Christmas song that has always been bothering me. Maybe it’s because I’m naughty, not nice, but I can’t help it. In the song “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus”, was she supposed to be kissing the real Santa Claus, or was “Santa Claus” really Daddy, […]

While I’m on the subject of odd questions, there’s a Christmas song that has always been bothering me. Maybe it’s because I’m naughty, not nice, but I can’t help it.

In the song “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus”, was she supposed to be kissing the real Santa Claus, or was “Santa Claus” really Daddy, dressed up either to make the little kid who’s supposed to be singing believe, or to live out some fantasy that Mommy always had (or both)? Yes, this has been a burning holiday question of mine for at least 10 years now.

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Damn, I never thought kinky sex would explain a Christmas song… but that makes a whole lot of sense, actually. In an incredibly creepy fashion, anyway.

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