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I’m tired of hearing about weddings. So-and-so’s engaged, so-and-so’s having this part, that party, this kind of event, they’re happy, they’re sad, it’s a small wedding, it’s a big wedding. I’m glad everyone is oh-so-happily getting married, but I just don’t need to hear about it anymore. Please, if you’re going to tell me about […]

I’m tired of hearing about weddings. So-and-so’s engaged, so-and-so’s having this part, that party, this kind of event, they’re happy, they’re sad, it’s a small wedding, it’s a big wedding. I’m glad everyone is oh-so-happily getting married, but I just don’t need to hear about it anymore. Please, if you’re going to tell me about another person getting married or have something to say about one more wedding, stop dialing, typing the e-mail. Save the energy.

For the sake of myself and everyone else, I’m just going to elope when my time comes.

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