Today I received the best spam e-mail of the week from my good friend at sec@scholzes.com.
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Dear Customer,
Our robot has fixed an abnormal activity from your IP address on sending e-mails. Probably it is connected with the last epidemic of a worm which does not have patches at the moment. We recommend you to install a firewall module and it will stop e-mail sending. Otherwise your account will be blocked until you do not eliminate malfunction.
Customer support center robot
Attached was a miscellaneous zip file containing who-knows-what.
So, sure, cap’n, I’ll get right on that. Not.