Category Archives: Humorous

Crunchberries in Aisle 1

A judge dismissed a lawsuit by a woman who claimed she was distraught to discover “crunchberries” weren’t real fruit.

“A reasonable consumer would not be deceived into believing that the product in the instant case contained a fruit that does not exist,” the judge said in his ruling. “So far as this Court has been made aware, there is no such fruit growing in the wild or occurring naturally in any part of the world.”

Found: Hottie Joe

Below is a brief letter from a Philly-area paper recently.

Hottie Joe
Am I the only one to have given serious thought to the manly appeal of Joe Biden? Are we immune to his warm, sweet smile? Are we not stirred by his broad shoulders? Are we incapable of fantasizing?  He’s not merely sexy – he’s hot!

Ruth Rosen
Philadelphia